Bawdy Language

A sexual reference book like no other
Everything you always wanted to do but were afraid to say

Dr. Bawdy's counseling is wholly provided for informational purposes only. It is not a substitute for qualified medical advice from a licensed healthcare professional. If you're dumb enough to take it, you'll just have to suffer the consequences.

Side effects may include bloated retina, collapsed vagina, anal rash, nasal drip, and double vision. Contact an emergency room psychologist for an erection lasting longer than 20 seconds.

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Dear Dr. Bawdy,

I’m just a farm boy down here in Iowa. It gets pretty lonely on cold, dark, winter nights; so I’ve made good friends with one of my sheep – if you know what I mean. What do you have to say about that?

— Wool Gatherer, Keokuk, IA
doctor Bawdy advice

Dear Wool Gatherer,

You won’t get any ba-a-a-as from me on it. Hey, whatever turns ewe on! We just calls ‘em the way we sees ‘em.

doctor Bawdy advice
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