Comedian, Robert Klein is a long time fan and supporter of Bawdy Language. Some even suspect him of being Dr. Bawdy. We like to thank him for his support, and call everyone’s attention to his advice to President Obama: “Keep it in your pants.”
It’s classic Bawdy.
Problems with sex and language? Write Dr. Bawdy with your problems. He stands ready to be of service to you. In fact, he lives for it.
Dear Dr. Bawdy,
My wife and I haven’t done the deed in years. Memories of sex are beginning to fade fast. Not knowing what else to do, I asked my son to take me to a prostitute. He's agreed and I'm ready and rarin' to go.
Unfortunately, I don't know how to speak prostitute-ise. I feel like a visitor to a foreign country. Could you provide me with a few key phrases and tips for how I should express myself?
Dear Hung-Up,
The language is quite basic. You have simply to master the following:
"Leave it on top of the dresser."
"We take Visa, MC and Amex."
"Prices are subject to change without notice."
"We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone."
"You show me yours… "
"What’ll you have?"
"Do not try this at home."
And "That’ll be extra."
A proper response to any of the above should consist of no more than a simple snort or grunt of approval.
Do not ask, "How’s tricks?"
If she should inquire as to "Paper or plastic?" chances are, you are in the wrong place.
“Who the hell is Dr. Bawdy,” you might ask?
Are you one of the few who don’t know who Dr. Bawdy is? After taking a moment to recover from your embarrassment, read on.
Dr. Celestial Bawdy, DFA, PHC, BO, LSMFT, is an esteemed scientist of human sexual behavior. He shares with you his thoughts on the goings-on sexually speaking in today’s culture and where you can dialogue directly with him on these matters.
