Bawdy Language

A sexual reference book like no other
Everything you always wanted to do but were afraid to say

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Side effects may include bloated retina, collapsed vagina, anal rash, nasal drip, and double vision. Contact an emergency room psychologist for an erection lasting longer than 20 seconds.

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Archive for May, 2014


It’s a cavern of joy you are thinking of now

A warm, tender field just awaiting the plow.

It’s a quivering pigeon caressing your hand

Or that sweet little pussy that makes a man stand

Or perhaps it’s a flower, a grotto, a well,

The hope of the world, or a velvety hell.

But friend, heed this warning, beware the affront

Of aping a Saxon: don’t call it a cunt.

—“Ode to Those Four-Letter Words”