Bawdy Language

A sexual reference book like no other
Everything you always wanted to do but were afraid to say

Dr. Bawdy's counseling is wholly provided for informational purposes only. It is not a substitute for qualified medical advice from a licensed healthcare professional. If you're dumb enough to take it, you'll just have to suffer the consequences.

Side effects may include bloated retina, collapsed vagina, anal rash, nasal drip, and double vision. Contact an emergency room psychologist for an erection lasting longer than 20 seconds.

Any further questions regarding individual circumstances should be directed towards your general practitioner/pharmacist/veterinarian. As to any contemplated legal action, tell your lawyer that Dr. Bawdy says he should simply "Fuck off!"

Dear Dr. Bawdy,

Why is a boner a synonym for both a hard-on and an error?

— Woody, Peoria, IL
doctor Bawdy advice

Dear Woody,

Like the cigar that’s only a cigar (OOPS, I forgot about Bill and Monica), a boner is sometimes only a mistake — nothing less, nothing more. Things simply have a way of unexpectedly rising to the occasion. Boners like shit often just happen. Don’t read too much into it. That may be hard to take, but do so… and just move on.

Looking for more sound advice? Dr. Write Dr. Bawdy with your problems. Bawdy is the world's foremost authority on sex—says he.

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