Bawdy Language

A sexual reference book like no other
Everything you always wanted to do but were afraid to say



Dr. Bawdy's counseling is wholly provided for informational purposes only. It is not a substitute for qualified medical advice from a licensed healthcare professional. If you're dumb enough to take it, you'll just have to suffer the consequences.

Side effects may include bloated retina, collapsed vagina, anal rash, nasal drip, and double vision. Contact an emergency room psychologist for an erection lasting longer than 20 seconds.

Any further questions regarding individual circumstances should be directed towards your general practitioner/pharmacist/veterinarian. As to any contemplated legal action, tell your lawyer that Dr. Bawdy says he should simply "Fuck off!"

1. He causeth testosterone to rain down from the heavens

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2. He maketh foot fetishes au rigeur

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3. He causeth an undescended testicle to ascend back into the scrotum

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Annual Celebration of that event

4. He causeth a flat-chested woman to blossom fully into a C ( for Christ) cup causing the young men of the village to hardenth

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5.He raiseth Lazarus’ penis from the dead

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6. He restoreth the sight of young men blinded from masturbation and as an added bonus, returned the motion to their wrists.

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7. He melteth a frigid woman and then walketh upon her still waters, rescuing her husband from her unbridled passion

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8. He maketh the limp handshake fashionable in the Gay community

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9. He createth the Second Coming

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10.He causeth women everywhere to call upon him at special moments

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