Bawdy Language

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Everything you always wanted to do but were afraid to say



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Archive for July, 2013


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Amongst his many talents, Dr. Bawdy is also an intrepid investigative reporter. Thanks to his efforts and a good camera, he can now share with you the first photos of Anthony’s Weiner. We first met him at Nathan’s hot dog eating competition. It was there that Joey Chestnut, winner of the contest endorsed Weiner in the mayoral race.

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Anthony’s Weiner in competition with the others

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Anthony’s Weiner in solitary contemplation

As a good Jewish American and a firm (what else?) supporter of Israel, Anthony’s Weiner professes to be 100% Kosher and a cut above the rest. Hebrew National, what else? We will resist saying how he does so with great relish.

Asked to explain his tweeting activity, he refused comment, saying “ I answer to a higher power.” Pressed further, as to when he might elaborate further, Weiner added, “When the moment is right.” This did not go over well with the press, however, who charged him with failure to rise to the occasion and flip-flopping.

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Doctor Bawdy offers two of his favorite links for Anthony Weiner:

David Letterman on top Ten Names other than Carlos Danger – http://www.buzzfeed.com/video/andrewkaczynski/letterman-mocks-anthony-weiner-with-top-ten-other-sexting-na

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Best TV Jokes on Weiner: http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/democrats/a/Anthony-Weiner-Jokes.htm

Directly from the desk of Dr. Bawdy – http://bawdylanguage.com/blog

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Go to Brendan’s blog and enjoy the Weiner crossword


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“When you wake up in the morning, Pooh,” said Piglet at last,
“what’s the first thing you say to yourself?”
“What’s for breakfast?” said Pooh. “What do you say, Piglet?”
“I say, I wonder what’s going to happen exciting today?” said Piglet.
Pooh nodded thoughtfully. “It’s the same thing,” he said.
― A.A. Milne

What’s the most exciting way to start your day?

Start off each day with a bang! –with a heaping big bowl of Sexcereal – one for you and one for your lover.

Snap, Crackle, and pop— you bet! Breakfast is for lovers! Who else?

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Caution! Caution! Caution!

Dr. Bawdy offers the following suggestions:

  1. Do not dress for breakfast, the fewer clothes the better. You never know when and how Sexcereal will kick in.
  2. Repeat this quote out loud with your partner: “I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.” ― Karen Marie Moning
  3. Be careful. Do not mix the bowls up. They are clearly labeled “His” and “Hers.” Imagine the horror of her having an erection and him screaming “Jesus Christ!” as he comes.
  4. Improvise: Consider a little something extra on the side, such as squeezing his oranges.
  5. Beware of bananas!
  6. Those little blue things in the cereal are not dried marshmallows.
  7. Make sure the children have left for school. Things could get somewhat embarrassing to see their mother and father stretched out across the kitchen table while covered in cereal. It could prove deeply traumatic.
  8. Make sure to contact your nearest emergency room for a breakfast lasting more than four hours.
  9. Bon aperitif!
  10. Note: Dr. and Mrs. Bawdy love sexcereal and have been having it for lunch, supper, and after-dinner snacks. At 150 year of age, Dr. Bawdy says it make him feel like a teenager again.

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Directly from the desk of Dr. Bawdy – http://bawdylanguage.com/blog and http://www.sexcereal.com


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