1. He causeth testosterone to rain down from the heavens
2. He maketh foot fetishes au rigeur
3. He causeth an undescended testicle to ascend back into the scrotum
Annual Celebration of that event
4. He causeth a flat-chested woman to blossom fully into a C ( for Christ) cup causing the young men of the village to hardenth
5.He raiseth Lazarus’ penis from the dead
6. He restoreth the sight of young men blinded from masturbation and as an added bonus, returned the motion to their wrists.
7. He melteth a frigid woman and then walketh upon her still waters, rescuing her husband from her unbridled passion
8. He maketh the limp handshake fashionable in the Gay community
9. He createth the Second Coming
10.He causeth women everywhere to call upon him at special moments
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