Bawdy Language

A sexual reference book like no other
Everything you always wanted to do but were afraid to say

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Side effects may include bloated retina, collapsed vagina, anal rash, nasal drip, and double vision. Contact an emergency room psychologist for an erection lasting longer than 20 seconds.

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Source: The Journal of Delay and Obfuscation, August 25, 2012, pp 234-247. “Coming and Going,” Dr. Johannes Sturm and Dr. Sigmund Drang, University of Frankfurt mit Relish.

Study subjects: 25 wranglers fast on the draw and 25 office workers with a reputation for delay, all matched with each other’s wives and girl friends. Women supplied with stop watch and cum-meter.

All events taped and evaluated by independent third party from Price Waterhouse.

Statistically Significant Results: Desultory and delaying at work, faster active in bed; slower and more deliberative in bed, faster on task completion on the job.

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