Bawdy Language

A sexual reference book like no other
Everything you always wanted to do but were afraid to say

Dr. Bawdy's counseling is wholly provided for informational purposes only. It is not a substitute for qualified medical advice from a licensed healthcare professional. If you're dumb enough to take it, you'll just have to suffer the consequences.

Side effects may include bloated retina, collapsed vagina, anal rash, nasal drip, and double vision. Contact an emergency room psychologist for an erection lasting longer than 20 seconds.

Any further questions regarding individual circumstances should be directed towards your general practitioner/pharmacist/veterinarian. As to any contemplated legal action, tell your lawyer that Dr. Bawdy says he should simply "Fuck off!"


Source: Street-Walkers Monthly, May 18, 2012, pp 69-69. “The Price is Right.” “Dr. Lucy Poontang, Perverse U, July28, 2012, Study subjects: 25 ladies of the night, 25 congressmen.

Measurements: Cum quotient, salivary gland secretions, incidence and frequency of ear-ringing.

Statistically significant result: For every ten dollars spent, men’s sexual pleasure increased one kumquat (The Journal of Statistics standard for measurement of pleasure)

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