Bawdy Language

A sexual reference book like no other
Everything you always wanted to do but were afraid to say



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According to Wickipedia, St. Priapus Church (FrenchÉglise S. Priape) is a North American religion founded in the 1980s that centers on the worship of the phallus. Founded in Montreal Quebec by D. F. Cassidy, the church has a following mainly among gay men in Canada and the United States.

The church, which is named after the Greek god Priapus, teaches that the phallus is the source of life, beauty, joy, and pleasure.The phallus is to be worshipped through a variety of sexual acts, including group masturbation. Semenis also treated with reverence and its consumption is an act of worship.

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That’s not apparently what the Christian Science Church in Dixon Illinois had in mind when it was recently renovated. It all looks pretty innocent at eye-level; the closer you get to heaven, however, (thanks to Google-Earth) the more is revealed its true essence.

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Aerial View

The Church’s stated mission is about unconditional love, spiritual growth and healing based on the Bible, Christ Jesus’ teachings, and the writings of Mary Baker Eddy. Sexologists wonder, however, whether there’s more there than meets the eye. The Church’s motto is “Always Rising.” The sermon for November 7 was, “Who told you that you were naked?”

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Ground View and Proposed solution on Church’s Facebook Page


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It wasn’t until  1971,  in The Owl and  the Pussycat  that  Barbara Streisand became the  first female  superstar to  say  fuck  in  a major  motion picture. Off the  set,  however, its use  was  commonplace. During  the  filming of The  Prince and  the  Showgirl  (1957),  Laurence Olivier chided Marilyn  Monroe for constantly arriving  late,  asking her,  “Why  can’t  you  get  here  on  time  for fuck’s  sake?”  To which  she  replied, “Oh  do  they  have  that  word  in  England too?”

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Isn’t it awfully  nice to have a penis

Isn’t it frightfully  good to have it on Its swell to have a stiffy

 

It’s divine to own a dick

From the tiniest little tadger to the world’s biggest prick

 

So, three cheers for your Willy  or John Thomas

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake

 

Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend, your passing  or your cock

You can wrap it up in ribbons,  you can stuff it in a sock

 

But don’t take it out in public or they’ll stick you in the dock

…And  you won’t come back

 

—Sung by Eric Idle in Monty  Python’s, The Meaning of Life (1983)


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