Bawdy Language

A sexual reference book like no other
Everything you always wanted to do but were afraid to say

Dr. Bawdy's counseling is wholly provided for informational purposes only. It is not a substitute for qualified medical advice from a licensed healthcare professional. If you're dumb enough to take it, you'll just have to suffer the consequences.

Side effects may include bloated retina, collapsed vagina, anal rash, nasal drip, and double vision. Contact an emergency room psychologist for an erection lasting longer than 20 seconds.

Any further questions regarding individual circumstances should be directed towards your general practitioner/pharmacist/veterinarian. As to any contemplated legal action, tell your lawyer that Dr. Bawdy says he should simply "Fuck off!"

No need to search. You’ll find them (and put them) everywhere, including – well—the strangest (not really) of all places.


They’re nestled among the beauty products in drug stores, on major aisles of sex stores like Adam and Eve and dotted all over the internet, bringing them to your doorstep in that anonymous innocent looking package capable of deceiving even the most eagle-eyed postman and your neighborhood pastor — with but a few easy clicks.

The neat part about sex toys is that satisfaction is always guaranteed. If you’re not happy with them, you know what you can do with them — and that’s hardly a fall-back position.

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