Dear Dr. Bawdy,
I knocked up my old lady, and she now wants me to make an honest woman of her. How exactly do I do that?
—Construction Novice, Evanston, IL
Construction Novice,
Send for our plans ($3.95 plus s/h): “Making an Honest Woman,” part 64, subsection (a), paragraph 32. Follow the instructions to the detail.
There’s nothing complicated about it. It’s so simple a child can do it, maybe even a crocodile. Some assembly required. Batteries not included.
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