Archive for July, 2013
Amongst his many talents, Dr. Bawdy is also an intrepid investigative reporter. Thanks to his efforts and a good camera, he can now share with you the first photos of Anthony’s Weiner. We first met him at Nathan’s hot dog eating competition. It was there that Joey Chestnut, winner of the contest endorsed Weiner in the mayoral race.
Anthony’s Weiner in competition with the others
Anthony’s Weiner in solitary contemplation
As a good Jewish American and a firm (what else?) supporter of Israel, Anthony’s Weiner professes to be 100% Kosher and a cut above the rest. Hebrew National, what else? We will resist saying how he does so with great relish.
Asked to explain his tweeting activity, he refused comment, saying “ I answer to a higher power.” Pressed further, as to when he might elaborate further, Weiner added, “When the moment is right.” This did not go over well with the press, however, who charged him with failure to rise to the occasion and flip-flopping.
More on Anthony Weiner
Doctor Bawdy offers two of his favorite links for Anthony Weiner:
David Letterman on top Ten Names other than Carlos Danger – http://www.buzzfeed.com/video/andrewkaczynski/letterman-mocks-anthony-weiner-with-top-ten-other-sexting-na
Best TV Jokes on Weiner: http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/democrats/a/Anthony-Weiner-Jokes.htm
Directly from the desk of Dr. Bawdy – http://bawdylanguage.com/blog
What’s the most exciting way to start your day?
Start off each day with a bang! –with a heaping big bowl of Sexcereal – one for you and one for your lover.
Snap, Crackle, and pop— you bet! Breakfast is for lovers! Who else?
Caution! Caution! Caution!
Dr. Bawdy offers the following suggestions:
- Do not dress for breakfast, the fewer clothes the better. You never know when and how Sexcereal will kick in.
- Repeat this quote out loud with your partner: “I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.” ― Karen Marie Moning
- Be careful. Do not mix the bowls up. They are clearly labeled “His” and “Hers.” Imagine the horror of her having an erection and him screaming “Jesus Christ!” as he comes.
- Improvise: Consider a little something extra on the side, such as squeezing his oranges.
- Beware of bananas!
- Those little blue things in the cereal are not dried marshmallows.
- Make sure the children have left for school. Things could get somewhat embarrassing to see their mother and father stretched out across the kitchen table while covered in cereal. It could prove deeply traumatic.
- Make sure to contact your nearest emergency room for a breakfast lasting more than four hours.
- Bon aperitif!
- Note: Dr. and Mrs. Bawdy love sexcereal and have been having it for lunch, supper, and after-dinner snacks. At 150 year of age, Dr. Bawdy says it make him feel like a teenager again.
Directly from the desk of Dr. Bawdy – http://bawdylanguage.com/blog and http://www.sexcereal.com
