Archive for June, 2013
Weather Forecast: Hard and getting harder
Lots of tumultuous activity according to KLST in San Angelo Texas. A new storm, formerly flaccid, is now suddenly rising to the occasion. It is expected to be fully blown and eject a torrential downpour over the area. We here at weather central encourage safe-weather practices. Those in the vicinity should take cover and take the necessary precautions. If you find yourself in the path of this raging storm, do bend over nor not turn your back to it. In the rare event that the condition lasts more than four hours, consult your local meteorologist immediately to obtain the necessary relief. Failure to do so could result in permanent problems. Weather, you see, can be a dick!
From Dr. Bawdy’s news – http://bawdylanguage.com/blog
Dr. Bawdy is shocked. It doesn’t happen very often but he is for once left speechless.
A court in Texas just exonerated a man who shot and killed a woman who had refused to have sex with him. She’s dead, and he will serve no time at all.
Here’s what happened: Ezekiel Gilbert shot and killed a Craigslist escort after she left without having sex with him. His lawyer argued that since he had paid her $150 for the evening, he was justified under Texas law in shooting her because state law allows people “to use deadly force to recover property during a nighttime theft.”
Killing a woman who refuses to have sex with you …Wow! Consider the opportunities!
From Dr. Bawdy’s blog – http://bawdylanguage.com/blog
So a couple former Barstool fired smokes/interns dropped by the office today unannounced and uninvited ranting and raving about a new app called Tinder. I’d never heard of it before. Basically it launched in October but really just arrived in Boston last week. In a nutshell it’s like Hot or Not with GPS tracking from what I can tell. If you join Tinder it automatically pulls in your facebook profile picture. It then shows you pictures of all the people within a 50 mile radius grouped by similar likes and friends and you simply click yes or no on whether you want to fuck them or not.
Here is how you do it.
Mogul Lines
“I Invented the Internet. Kidding but not”
“I’m married but looking to fuck”
“Were you a smoke on Barstool?”
”I’m worth 2 million internet dollars if that type of stuff impresses you”
“Two Words – Davey Pageviews”
“You know what they say about big noses”
“Did you only say you wanted to smash me because I’m famous?”
Boom done. All winners. And I didn’t even think about them. They just flowed like water. Damn I’m missing out on so much pussy with my Blackberry.
read a full story – http://boston.barstoolsports.com/featured/so-this-new-app-tinder-is-all-the-rage-right-now-in-boston/
Directly from Dr. Bawdy Like’s vault
