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Lest we forget how thoroughly screwed up the Church is, Roman Catholic Universities are quick to remind us.

According to a notice posted on the employee bulletin board at Seton Hall University’s heavy metal radio station, WSOU, uttering any band names or playing any songs with the words “devil,” “Satan,” “God,” “Jesus,” or “any other Catholic references that are portrayed in a negative light” will result in suspension.

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To take any guesswork out of which band names aren’t appropriate for the airwaves at “Seton Hall’s Pirate Radio,” the management drafted a list of the 53 dirtiest band names that you can never say on the radio, a la George Carlin’s iconic monologue about TV.

The list includes such metal radio staples as Cradle of Filth, Cannibal Corpse, Anal Cunt, Morbid Angel, and Deicide, but also a bunch of just-fun-to-say-out-loud outfits such as Adolf Satan, Baby Jesus Hitler, Crucifucks, Jesus Chrysler, Smother Theresa, and, of course, Hell-O. And oh yes, mentioning Nickleback and/or Justin Bieber will result in a DJ’s immediate termination.

Rock on for God, my sisters and brethren. Hallelujah!

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Twitter does not like I-Pornography

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Apply is the second biggest hater of I-Pornography

Banning pornography and other offensive materials from the iPhone App Store, Apple has tried to limit the smut available on its iPhone to what you can find on the Web.

Porny apps are ubiquitous in the iTunes store.

Here’s the real surprise: Not many of them are making that much money, however. That’s because porny apps seldom make the best-selling list, which is dominated by games.

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Case 1:

I went to a wife-swapping meet recently an got one 45 year old and a 35 year old ( not in good repair) for my 25 year old. How did I do?

— Let’s Make a deal, Tougaloo, Mississippi

Case 2:

I swiped my wife recently for a new motorbike. I have to admit that the motorbike gave me a better ride than my wife but used more oil.

— Biker Lover, Albuquerque, NM

Case 3:

I got a ball of string, a bag of marbles, an old bike, and two jugs of kitty litter for my wife. What about you?

— Bargain Hunter Osh-Kosh Wisconsin


Dr. Bawdy Research:

Wife Swapping is about to become a legitimate activity on the New York Stock Exchange. Why limit your trading to electronics and pork bellies? You’ll want to get in early on this one. Stay Tuned here for the latest developments from Wall St.

It has been reported ( from authoritative sources) that President Obama is soon going to create a new cabinet position: Secretary of Infidelity. Any politicians you’d like to suggest for the position?

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