Bawdy Language

A sexual reference book like no other
Everything you always wanted to do but were afraid to say



Dr. Bawdy's counseling is wholly provided for informational purposes only. It is not a substitute for qualified medical advice from a licensed healthcare professional. If you're dumb enough to take it, you'll just have to suffer the consequences.

Side effects may include bloated retina, collapsed vagina, anal rash, nasal drip, and double vision. Contact an emergency room psychologist for an erection lasting longer than 20 seconds.

Any further questions regarding individual circumstances should be directed towards your general practitioner/pharmacist/veterinarian. As to any contemplated legal action, tell your lawyer that Dr. Bawdy says he should simply "Fuck off!"

Weather Forecast: Hard and getting harder

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Lots of tumultuous activity according to KLST in San Angelo Texas. A new storm, formerly flaccid, is now suddenly rising to the occasion. It is expected to be fully blown and eject a torrential downpour over the area. We here at weather central encourage safe-weather practices. Those in the vicinity should take cover and take the necessary precautions. If you find yourself in the path of this raging storm, do bend over nor not turn your back to it. In the rare event that the condition lasts more than four hours, consult your local meteorologist immediately to obtain the necessary relief. Failure to do so could result in permanent problems. Weather, you see, can be a dick!

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