Case 1:
I went to a wife-swapping meet recently an got one 45 year old and a 35 year old ( not in good repair) for my 25 year old. How did I do?
— Let’s Make a deal, Tougaloo, Mississippi
Case 2:
I swiped my wife recently for a new motorbike. I have to admit that the motorbike gave me a better ride than my wife but used more oil.
— Biker Lover, Albuquerque, NM
Case 3:
I got a ball of string, a bag of marbles, an old bike, and two jugs of kitty litter for my wife. What about you?
— Bargain Hunter Osh-Kosh Wisconsin
Dr. Bawdy Research:
Wife Swapping is about to become a legitimate activity on the New York Stock Exchange. Why limit your trading to electronics and pork bellies? You’ll want to get in early on this one. Stay Tuned here for the latest developments from Wall St.
It has been reported ( from authoritative sources) that President Obama is soon going to create a new cabinet position: Secretary of Infidelity. Any politicians you’d like to suggest for the position?
Dr. Bawdy is going overseas for Wife-Swapping meetings:
Directly from the desk of Dr. Bawdy – http://bawdylanguage.com/blog
Weather Forecast: Hard and getting harder
Lots of tumultuous activity according to KLST in San Angelo Texas. A new storm, formerly flaccid, is now suddenly rising to the occasion. It is expected to be fully blown and eject a torrential downpour over the area. We here at weather central encourage safe-weather practices. Those in the vicinity should take cover and take the necessary precautions. If you find yourself in the path of this raging storm, do bend over nor not turn your back to it. In the rare event that the condition lasts more than four hours, consult your local meteorologist immediately to obtain the necessary relief. Failure to do so could result in permanent problems. Weather, you see, can be a dick!
From Dr. Bawdy’s news – http://bawdylanguage.com/blog
Dr. Bawdy is shocked. It doesn’t happen very often but he is for once left speechless.
A court in Texas just exonerated a man who shot and killed a woman who had refused to have sex with him. She’s dead, and he will serve no time at all.
Here’s what happened: Ezekiel Gilbert shot and killed a Craigslist escort after she left without having sex with him. His lawyer argued that since he had paid her $150 for the evening, he was justified under Texas law in shooting her because state law allows people “to use deadly force to recover property during a nighttime theft.”
Killing a woman who refuses to have sex with you …Wow! Consider the opportunities!
From Dr. Bawdy’s blog – http://bawdylanguage.com/blog
