Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn’t it frightfully good to have it on Its swell to have a stiffy
It’s divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger to the world’s biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend, your passing or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in a sock
But don’t take it out in public or they’ll stick you in the dock
…And you won’t come back
—Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python’s, The Meaning of Life (1983)
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