Bawdy Language

A sexual reference book like no other
Everything you always wanted to do but were afraid to say



Dr. Bawdy's counseling is wholly provided for informational purposes only. It is not a substitute for qualified medical advice from a licensed healthcare professional. If you're dumb enough to take it, you'll just have to suffer the consequences.

Side effects may include bloated retina, collapsed vagina, anal rash, nasal drip, and double vision. Contact an emergency room psychologist for an erection lasting longer than 20 seconds.

Any further questions regarding individual circumstances should be directed towards your general practitioner/pharmacist/veterinarian. As to any contemplated legal action, tell your lawyer that Dr. Bawdy says he should simply "Fuck off!"

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Case 1:

I went to a wife-swapping meet recently an got one 45 year old and a 35 year old ( not in good repair) for my 25 year old. How did I do?

— Let’s Make a deal, Tougaloo, Mississippi

Case 2:

I swiped my wife recently for a new motorbike. I have to admit that the motorbike gave me a better ride than my wife but used more oil.

— Biker Lover, Albuquerque, NM

Case 3:

I got a ball of string, a bag of marbles, an old bike, and two jugs of kitty litter for my wife. What about you?

— Bargain Hunter Osh-Kosh Wisconsin

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Dr. Bawdy Research:

Wife Swapping is about to become a legitimate activity on the New York Stock Exchange. Why limit your trading to electronics and pork bellies? You’ll want to get in early on this one. Stay Tuned here for the latest developments from Wall St.

It has been reported ( from authoritative sources) that President Obama is soon going to create a new cabinet position: Secretary of Infidelity. Any politicians you’d like to suggest for the position?

Dr. Bawdy is going overseas for Wife-Swapping meetings:

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Directly from the desk of Dr. Bawdy – http://bawdylanguage.com/blog

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