Bawdy Language

A sexual reference book like no other
Everything you always wanted to do but were afraid to say

Two Books in One: The Erotic Tongue and Haste Makes Waste: The Book of the Toilette. 264 pages, fully illustrated

The Bawdy Language book, cover
" Terrific, entertaining and just plain fuckin' good!"
– George Carlin
At Last!

Express the inexpressible.
Talk dirty to others.
Yet Command their respect.
Warning!
Read: Our Disclaimer
This website contains ideas and materials for those with at least half a brain. That means being able to read, appreciate language, subscribe to the "sticks and stones" philosophy, and have functioning genitalia — or a note from your mother to that effect.

If you qualify, enter. If you are an imbecile, a eunuch, an inveterate churchgoer, or possessed by a morbid fear of words — run, don't walk away from us now. Hit the goodbye button and have a nice day.


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