Bawdy Language

A sexual reference book like no other
Everything you always wanted to do but were afraid to say

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Dear Dr. Bawdy,
I love it when my husband plays with my clit-especially when he's able to find it. He's stopped doing it, however, because he's a follower of your dictum, "If you can't say it, you can't do it." ...And darned, if he can't find the words to describe what he's doing. When I asked him why, he simply grinned and said, "I just can't put my finger on it." Is that some kind of joke or something?
— Strokeless, Missoula, MT
Dear Strokeless,
Humor is in the eye of the beholder, and your husband seems to have the right feel for the subject. In a more serious vein, I offer him, "Tickle me Elmo." Or "Touch and Glow." If that doesn't suit his and your fancy, I suggest taking up another recreational activity, such as anal sex where the object under consideration is more easily visible and accessible, and hence more easily named.


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